hahahahaa out of context these are brilliant.

(Source: funwithsvu)

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give me your boobies.

give me your boobies.

(via toomuchluck)

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he doesn’t have a good balls to brains ratio.

he doesn’t have a good balls to brains ratio.

(Source: funwithsvu)

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funwithsvu:

“did you come up with that one on your own ice? that’s really good” - no one

hahahaha amanda!

funwithsvu:

“did you come up with that one on your own ice? that’s really good” - no one

hahahaha amanda!

(via thackerybinks)

30 notes

i just spent 3 hours looking for my black ray bans.

only to remember i dropped them in the gutter next to museum station last summer.

$300 down the drain. literally.

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hello there edward. nice to see you on my dash.

hello there edward. nice to see you on my dash.

(Source: maliksmankini, via shakeyourboobs)

1,915 notes

me when i accidently get drunk.

me when i accidently get drunk.

(via shakeyourboobs)

75,029 notes

me and my best mate murray used to sit through our policy evaluations class and not pay attention and set all the computer’s backgrounds to pictures of these and wannabe gangsta’s with wads of money and pot.

me and my best mate murray used to sit through our policy evaluations class and not pay attention and set all the computer’s backgrounds to pictures of these and wannabe gangsta’s with wads of money and pot.

234 notes

this townhouse is for me.

this townhouse is for me.

(via 1997kids)

854 notes

i miss alcoholic lara.

i miss alcoholic lara.

(Source: kenzlens, via inbeautyandvanity)

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