every now and then.

hahahahaa out of context these are brilliant.

(Source: funwithsvu)

give me your boobies.

(via toomuchluck)

he doesn’t have a good balls to brains ratio.

(Source: funwithsvu)

funwithsvu:

“did you come up with that one on your own ice? that’s really good” - no one

hahahaha amanda!

(via thackerybinks)

i just spent 3 hours looking for my black ray bans.

only to remember i dropped them in the gutter next to museum station last summer.

$300 down the drain. literally.

hello there edward. nice to see you on my dash.

(Source: maliksmankini, via shakeyourboobs)

me when i accidently get drunk.

(via shakeyourboobs)

me and my best mate murray used to sit through our policy evaluations class and not pay attention and set all the computer’s backgrounds to pictures of these and wannabe gangsta’s with wads of money and pot.

this townhouse is for me.

(via 1997kids)

i miss alcoholic lara.

(Source: kenzlens, via inbeautyandvanity)